Purely in the interests of science, the quietAtheist is going to attempt to eat this for lunch:
Tonys Pot Noodle Doner Kebab
Well, it smells like Doner Kebab, and the chilli sauce is bright red and hot. Just need to wait a little bit for the hot water to ‘cook’ the noodles.
Now, the eating…
OK, I wasn’t expecting some gourmet delight obviously, but this takes bland to a whole new level. If it wasn’t for the chilli sauce it would have no flavour at all – either that or the sauce has completely numbed my tongue. I think I’m going to have to eat the plastic tub just to add a bit of variation. This is by far the least flavoursome Pot Noodle ever – which is saying something. I doubt this will appeal even to drunks who have just arrived home from the pub, they’d be much better off with the real thing.
I’ve no idea who Tony is, but if this is the quality of his food then I can only presume that he was incredibly desperate and so the idea of selling out to Pot Noodle seemed like a good idea.
I would have had a better meal at McD’s.
Remember, I do this so you don’t have to.
*** Update ***
Oh my Gawd, I’m suffering some major wind problems. Phew!