quietAtheist » Heaven http://www.quietatheist.com Fri, 30 Sep 2011 13:48:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Why don’t bees go to heaven? http://www.quietatheist.com/index.php/2009/07/why-dont-bees-go-to-heaven/ http://www.quietatheist.com/index.php/2009/07/why-dont-bees-go-to-heaven/#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:38:06 +0000 Slugsie http://www.quietatheist.com/?p=282 Man, this is a catchy little song. :)

]]> http://www.quietatheist.com/index.php/2009/07/why-dont-bees-go-to-heaven/feed/ 0 What’s so great about 72 virgins anyway? http://www.quietatheist.com/index.php/2009/04/whats-so-great-about-72-virgins-anyway/ http://www.quietatheist.com/index.php/2009/04/whats-so-great-about-72-virgins-anyway/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 14:08:21 +0000 Slugsie http://www.quietatheist.com/index.php/2009/04/whats-so-great-about-72-virgins-anyway/ So, Islam extremists are prepared to die for their beliefs because they think they’re going to get rewarded with 72 virgins when they get to heaven. But think about it, what’s so great about 72 virgins?

Let’s face it:

  1. They don’t know what they’re doing ;)
  2. They won’t be virgins for very long anyway :D

Surely a better reward would be a couple of porn stars, lots of viagra, a lifetime supply of massage oil, and some rubber gloves?

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