Whilst reading through many of the posts, I find I just want to grab the Fundie by the collar, and slap them around the face with my Clue Stick™. It can be hard to comprehend how these people manage to walk and breathe at the same time, never mind get on the Internet, join a forum, and post.

One common refrain from a Fundie is that us Atheists are nothing but Satan lovers and Devil worshippers! That’s just hilarious. I do understand that from a theist (especially a Christian) point of view that that is a huge insult, but really it shouldn’t take a rocket scientist to understand that if I don’t believe in God, then I also don’t believe in the Devil, and so I certainly won’t be worshipping him any time soon. Furthermore, in describing an Atheist as a Devil worshipper, it just reveals the author to be a clueless moron, and allows you to pretty much write-off any other statements they might make as nothing more than worthless drivel.

There are also so many other names that are thrown around and used as if they might be the worst thing that you could call someone. The more common ones are:

• Homosexual
• Fascist
• Communist
• Liberal
• Soulless

As insults, they’re completely lame. They don’t even make sense. I’ve even seen one poster who in the space of a single paragraph managed to describe all atheists as Communists, Liberals, and Fascists!

Morons!